For you
Reasons my Blog will never be as cool as yours:
1. You can rhyme words
2. You've got more hair (on your head)
3. I don' t have your knowledge of fine wines and cheeses
4. I still can't make rotel
5. I don't own a pet
6. I talk to the same 10 people everyday
7. I'm a fake southerner
8. I've never owned a pair of muck boots
9. The only gun I own is of the BB variety
10. I don't cry at the end of every movie, Disney or otherwise
11. I never have any sort of drama to discuss with anyone, ever
12. I have no idea what Blog means, acronym? abbreviation? play on words? pun?
13. I only own clothes from one retailer
14. I still shop the XS women's online sale from said retailer everyday
15. I don't know how a blackberry works
16. All of a sudden, blue grass music is cool to me
17. You are the bee's knees
18. I've never purchased schooner for a feline friend of mine
19. An antique to me, is a old burned CD that I forgot I made.
20. I love you too much to try to show up.
Good night and good luck
